blar blar blar...
this is the 1st draft...
Roles: CEO, secretary, financial adviser, proposer, proposer’s kakia(跑腿).
CEO : (sit at the centre of the second row, stand up and turn back to face all the other ppl in the LT) dear all shares holders, this is a company which consist of 5 departments, working closely with one n other. Under the latest report, which consist of housing properties, government incentives n other factors, we realise that it is possible to bring in more revenues if we relocate our departments to other cities in the country. Now my secretary will give u a concrete report on wat ar e possible cities n their possible benefits n costs tht they will bring in.
Secretary : (standing in front of the PC, facing the others, starts showing the slides) setting the condition that the benefits each departments gets as 0, we find out tht Bristol n Brighton ar 2 better choices out of those tht u see in this map
for relocating our departments . (show slide)This table shows the benefits we get if we relocates departments to these 2 cities. Next are the quantities of communication between the departments n their associated costs. I believe tht all of u shd hav the info tht im presenting to u by now. If not, u can still can it frm ‘u knows where is it’. With all this info, our proposer is going to formulate a way in which can help us to decide e possible locations for our departments.
Proposer : now my turn ah. Nite every gracious one. Erm… this model we ar presenting depends a lot on binary variables. The first one is δ blar blar blar which gives 15 of them. N then hoh, is the γ which is erm…. U rem there will exist such a variable first lah, now my ka kia will talk on the constraints first ah…
Proposer’s kakia: haiyo, everytime see something difficult to present then push to me liao, nvm(the mind here, the tone mus drag a bit), I will start on the constraints first. The 1st type is blar blar blar n will have 5 of them. The 2nd type is blar blar blar n will have 3 of them. U see ah, the objective is –ΣBδ+ΣCDγ which is δδ quadratic. So we will convert it to γ by blar blar blar. So will give another 108 + 54 constraints. As for how many γ there is, my boss(proposer) is(drag) more then willing to tell u.
Proposer : see, emproy someone oso mus push it back to me. Bo bian mah, he dunno then I explain loh. There are 54 γ n as I get it is by blar blar blar. Now any question?
CEO : u still havnt say where shd the departments be relocated?
Proposer : hah… ur finance assistant present mah, or else he/she say nothing to do…
CEO : then he/she is our redundant lah.
Financial adviser : wait, u cannot say lidat. Should say da pai (大牌) always come out the last mah. (wah, this part can sing liao, if the person wan lah) Now back to ur question. Where shd e departments be relocated then? (show the programme’s result) I concluded tht they should be at blar blar blar(follow the bk all the way till the end).
CEO : so lidat ah… hummm… (face the others) so all shareholders, any question? If not, thx a lot…
Roles: CEO, secretary, financial adviser, proposer, proposer’s kakia(跑腿).
CEO : (sit at the centre of the second row, stand up and turn back to face all the other ppl in the LT) dear all shares holders, this is a company which consist of 5 departments, working closely with one n other. Under the latest report, which consist of housing properties, government incentives n other factors, we realise that it is possible to bring in more revenues if we relocate our departments to other cities in the country. Now my secretary will give u a concrete report on wat ar e possible cities n their possible benefits n costs tht they will bring in.
Secretary : (standing in front of the PC, facing the others, starts showing the slides) setting the condition that the benefits each departments gets as 0, we find out tht Bristol n Brighton ar 2 better choices out of those tht u see in this map
for relocating our departments . (show slide)This table shows the benefits we get if we relocates departments to these 2 cities. Next are the quantities of communication between the departments n their associated costs. I believe tht all of u shd hav the info tht im presenting to u by now. If not, u can still can it frm ‘u knows where is it’. With all this info, our proposer is going to formulate a way in which can help us to decide e possible locations for our departments.
Proposer : now my turn ah. Nite every gracious one. Erm… this model we ar presenting depends a lot on binary variables. The first one is δ blar blar blar which gives 15 of them. N then hoh, is the γ which is erm…. U rem there will exist such a variable first lah, now my ka kia will talk on the constraints first ah…
Proposer’s kakia: haiyo, everytime see something difficult to present then push to me liao, nvm(the mind here, the tone mus drag a bit), I will start on the constraints first. The 1st type is blar blar blar n will have 5 of them. The 2nd type is blar blar blar n will have 3 of them. U see ah, the objective is –ΣBδ+ΣCDγ which is δδ quadratic. So we will convert it to γ by blar blar blar. So will give another 108 + 54 constraints. As for how many γ there is, my boss(proposer) is(drag) more then willing to tell u.
Proposer : see, emproy someone oso mus push it back to me. Bo bian mah, he dunno then I explain loh. There are 54 γ n as I get it is by blar blar blar. Now any question?
CEO : u still havnt say where shd the departments be relocated?
Proposer : hah… ur finance assistant present mah, or else he/she say nothing to do…
CEO : then he/she is our redundant lah.
Financial adviser : wait, u cannot say lidat. Should say da pai (大牌) always come out the last mah. (wah, this part can sing liao, if the person wan lah) Now back to ur question. Where shd e departments be relocated then? (show the programme’s result) I concluded tht they should be at blar blar blar(follow the bk all the way till the end).
CEO : so lidat ah… hummm… (face the others) so all shareholders, any question? If not, thx a lot…
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