part-time prince...

once upoon a time, there exists a pig who set off to save a gal...
(ok, stop dragging, his there liao, standing at e bottom of a tower.)

he shout up: put down ur hair so tht i can climb up...
e gal reply: siao ah, climb my hair, u think i not pain one ah. n i oso dun hav such long hair. i will jus put down a rope for u to climb up...

so pig climb up e rope n reach e top of e tower (dun ask me how e pig climb up with tht kind of hands).

pig: tada... im here to save u gal, u ar free now.
gal: abethen, if u ar not here to save me, then come here for tea ah... (-.-)
pig: but i dun understand one thing. since u hav a rope, y dun u climb down?
gal: pig brain leh u, of course waiting for my white horse prince to come la, else i spread out e news im trap here for wat! but i nv thot tht in e end its a pig who come la, huh... all princes n handsome guys die liao ah? nvm la, since u save me liao, then story shd end here la...
pig: dun lidat leh, at least im e leading actor here, let me exist longer la. hey, u can come to my bros' house, he is making food for tea break now leh, how abt tht?
gal: wa, u lidat jio me this pretty gal de ah? ok loh, lets go loh...

so both of them climb down n set off back to e pig's bros' house. on e way, they start talking again...

pig: hmm... haven really introduce myself yet. im pig, i got a name, onanlas, but i prefer ppl calling me pig, cos my bros all dun hav name la, i dun wan them to feel left out, then later on depress. wats ur name?
gal: im little red ridding hood.
pig: huh, u ar e one whos granny kena eaten by tht wolf ah?
ridding hood: ya ya, since u save me, i tell u e truth ba. actually my granny not die lidat de, in actual fact, i make her angry then she die loh...
pig: ooh... 气死她啦...
ridding hood: rite rite...
pig: then how did tht wolf come into e picture?
ridding hood: i scared ppl find out is me who cause the death of my granny, then they will come n hood me this riding hood, so i jus blame it onto tht wolf loh. i not like tht stupid boy frm e next village who anyhow shout '狼来了' de leh, so now ppl believe loh...
pig: ooh... i oso got some thing to tell u. its not tht all princes die liao la, jus tht they all very busy, so they hav open up a position as part-time prince n i hav send my application in to b one le. i believe my chance quite high leh, cos all my competitors ar all like shreak. u know? tht green green thingy, of course i can win la. furthermore, my friend, who she is oso a pig, gotten enlisted as part-time princess le. if she can make it, then i can oso la...
ridding hood: ooh... then i better not wait for a prince to come le, i shd go find one myself. my granny left me a pair of glass shoes, very pretty de leh, see im wearing them now, hope it help to bring me gd luck...
pig: (pointing to one direction) see tht house there? thts my bros house, lets get going...
ridding hood: i think we better run, look, e wolf is coming...

now e wolf is chasing after them, n they ar running at full speed into pig's bros' house. k, now they ar in le, n e wolf is outside, trying to blow e house down. stupid wolf, nv read e story of three little pigs, when e three pigs ar together, of course they ar in e house make of brick la, sigh...

but ho, how ar they going to get out? nv fear, e prince is here, n he kills e wolf. little red riding hood is very happy n she went out to hug e prince...

ridding hood: i thot u very busy de?
prince: ya i m, busy shouting '狼来了' in e next village...
ridding hood: -.-" (nvm), then can we live happily ever after liao? i tired waiting for a prince le...
prince: hmm... cant leh, my dream gal mus b wearing a pair of glass shoes de...
ridding hood: but i m... (showing her feet out)
prince: oh, u hav it, then u mus b my dream gal...

so both e pince n ridding hood live happily ever after...
(pig: wa, so qingcai ah... bo bian, author tired le...)

so in e end, does e pig got enlisted as a part-time prince? hmm...