sir onanlas...
i m sir onanlas, knight of a rounder table than e 1 arthur is in. 2day, i had decided 2 carry out a mission which is 2 save princess xiang alone. i always do thing alone, which is y many call me e lone ranger. i walked 2 e stable n fetched my dear lovely horse. it's name is 'my pony'. it does not like e ocean nor e sea. it wouldnt run around n make me ask ppl 2 bring back 2 me.
on my pony, i ride it out of camellot, my home town, n get on 2 ecp, eastern camellot parkway, 2wards e northern side of e world ba. its a windy day n my pony was chewing all sort ot grass on e way, got e pineapple grass, transparent grass, bulletproof grass...
suddenly i came across a gal who is running around e trees. i looked around n in my mind, "where's e bollywood crew?". i went up n ask her wat happened? she said she jus went in2 a cottage n sat on 3 rocking chairs, tasted 3 bowl of porridge n slept on 3 beds. now 3 bears 4 dunno wat reason ar chasing after her. "wow, bears huh, im no gd in duelling with them man." i thot. i told e gal to come on up n gave her a ride to wherever she wanna go.
i followed her direction n reach a small cottage. out came a gal with a red hood over her head. i let e gal ridding bhind me down my pony n these 2 gals jus went into e cottage without greeting or thanking me at all, how rude. i last heard frm e gal with e hood saying tht e wolf is not coming these few days n something like e wolf went 2 find 3 dunno wat pigs trouble liao.
humm... dunno wat they talking abt...
i continued my journey n then came across a bridge. there were 3 billy goats standing by e side of it. i went up closer n saw tht a monster was standing at e centre of e bridge, blocking every1's way. i fastened my seatbelt on my pony, took up speed n ram e monster out of e way. yeah, n e 3 billy goats crossed e bridge happily. b4 they left, they gave me some beans. i dunno wat was it but thx them anyway.
down i ride by e river n saw a boy sitting at e bank. he looked sad n i asked him wat happened. he said he dropped his axe down e river n couldnt get it back. i looked in2 e river n saw 3 axes, 1 golden, 1 silver n 1 wooden made. i asked him which 1 is it. he said is e wooden 1. i stepped in2 e river n found out tht its quite deep, water is up 2 my knee level. i took all 3 axes, gave e wooden 1 back 2 e boy n kept e golden n silver 1.
nite came by n i had my dinner, n fell asleep.
e next morning, e sun shone me up n i realised tht e beans tht i had thrown aside had grown high up in2 e sky. as i was watching, a gal climbed down frm e bean stalk, trying hard 2 get back her breathe. she said tht her name is alice n there exist a place on top of the stalk called wonderland. a guy named jack helped her get out n should be climbing down bhind her. as she was talking, i saw a guy climbed down n walked 2wards us. he said quickly chop down e stalk. i passed him my silver axe n i used the golden 1 n started chopping it down. without much effort, we did it n saw some gaints falling down. comfirm die liao frm such height. jack thanks me n walked off with alice happily, but he nv returned me my silver axe. -.-
i continued my journey n saw three little pigs crying. i asked them wat happened. they said the big bad wolf blown their house down. n i believed tht's e wolf the little red ridding hood was talking abt yesterday. i asked them wat did the wolf did 2 them after their house was blown down. "oh, e big bad wolf jus walked away laughing loh. abethen, wat do u expect. help us 2 build back a house meh." they replied. i suddenly felt 3 lines seems 2 hav drawn on2 my head. i helped them build a new house, this time with brick, not like e previous 1 using straws n sticks. after tht, they thanks me n told me tht i can get a huge fruits on top of e hill tht they ar pointing at. i left them n ride on 2wards e hill top.
when i reached e hill top. i saw huge wild pumpkins growing everywhere. "wow" i thot. then i saw a couple with pails holding in their hands climbing up 2 fetch water frm a well not far away. i saw tht after tht, e gal seems 2 hav trouble carrying e pails, filled with water, down e hill. i went up 2 give a helping hand. their names were jack (another jack again) n jill, but i jus cant leave my pony bhind. then jack came up with an idea n we procede with it. after a while, we were standing in front of a pumpkin carriage, looking very satisfied. we got up n down e hill we moved off, of course, pulled by my lovely horse "my pony". b4 long, we reached a small cottage n we all alight. i had decided 2 leave the pumpkin bhind, n jus tagged my pony with me. to show their gratitute, jill gave me a basket of red apples. i thanks them 4 their apples n off 2 my journey again.
its late nite n i should b finding some place 2 spend my nite. jus then, i heard some mining sound n decided to trace it. i saw 7 dwarves in a cave, mining dunno 4 wat. they saw me n said tht if i dun mind, i can go 2 their cottage n stay 4 e nite. of course i agreed. when i entered their home, they introduced their friend, snow white, 2 me. "wow, she's darm white n beautiful." i thot. she saw my basket of apples n ask if i could give her some. i, being mesmerize, gave her e whole basket. in return, she gave me a pair of crystal glass shoes. she said she will get a witch 2 enchant the shoes 4 me tmr so tht e 1 who could wear it will b my future wife. in e next morning, there really came a witch n enchanted e shoes 4 me. i thanks every1 n left e cottage n continue with my journey.
here at last, i reached my destination, e 2 towers. i went in killed e evil dragon n got into e rm tht held princess xiang (of course i got knock e door first lah, but no 1 answer mah). there princess xiang is sleeping on a bed. she is very beautiful (of course lah, there's no ugly ppl in this world). i gave her a kiss n said,"wake up, my sleeping beauty" softly. indeed, princess xiang open her eyes, got up n said,"there's something under e bed." i turned over e bed n found a needle. "wow, lidat oso can feel it ah,"i thot. next i helped princess xiang to cut her hair which is a few meters long. but after i cut it, it grew back at tremendous speed. princess xiang saw my golden axe n ask me 2 use it. "ok loh" i said, but now im chopping her hair this time round, n e hair really didnt grow back. i examined e axe n saw some words tht reads 'merlin's medicine tool'. hum... princess xiang nv ask 4 my permission n jus wore my crystal shoes. then of course e story ends lidat with e both of us living 2gether happily ever after in camellot, n oso with my dear lovely horse 'my pony'...
on my pony, i ride it out of camellot, my home town, n get on 2 ecp, eastern camellot parkway, 2wards e northern side of e world ba. its a windy day n my pony was chewing all sort ot grass on e way, got e pineapple grass, transparent grass, bulletproof grass...
suddenly i came across a gal who is running around e trees. i looked around n in my mind, "where's e bollywood crew?". i went up n ask her wat happened? she said she jus went in2 a cottage n sat on 3 rocking chairs, tasted 3 bowl of porridge n slept on 3 beds. now 3 bears 4 dunno wat reason ar chasing after her. "wow, bears huh, im no gd in duelling with them man." i thot. i told e gal to come on up n gave her a ride to wherever she wanna go.
i followed her direction n reach a small cottage. out came a gal with a red hood over her head. i let e gal ridding bhind me down my pony n these 2 gals jus went into e cottage without greeting or thanking me at all, how rude. i last heard frm e gal with e hood saying tht e wolf is not coming these few days n something like e wolf went 2 find 3 dunno wat pigs trouble liao.
humm... dunno wat they talking abt...
i continued my journey n then came across a bridge. there were 3 billy goats standing by e side of it. i went up closer n saw tht a monster was standing at e centre of e bridge, blocking every1's way. i fastened my seatbelt on my pony, took up speed n ram e monster out of e way. yeah, n e 3 billy goats crossed e bridge happily. b4 they left, they gave me some beans. i dunno wat was it but thx them anyway.
down i ride by e river n saw a boy sitting at e bank. he looked sad n i asked him wat happened. he said he dropped his axe down e river n couldnt get it back. i looked in2 e river n saw 3 axes, 1 golden, 1 silver n 1 wooden made. i asked him which 1 is it. he said is e wooden 1. i stepped in2 e river n found out tht its quite deep, water is up 2 my knee level. i took all 3 axes, gave e wooden 1 back 2 e boy n kept e golden n silver 1.
nite came by n i had my dinner, n fell asleep.
e next morning, e sun shone me up n i realised tht e beans tht i had thrown aside had grown high up in2 e sky. as i was watching, a gal climbed down frm e bean stalk, trying hard 2 get back her breathe. she said tht her name is alice n there exist a place on top of the stalk called wonderland. a guy named jack helped her get out n should be climbing down bhind her. as she was talking, i saw a guy climbed down n walked 2wards us. he said quickly chop down e stalk. i passed him my silver axe n i used the golden 1 n started chopping it down. without much effort, we did it n saw some gaints falling down. comfirm die liao frm such height. jack thanks me n walked off with alice happily, but he nv returned me my silver axe. -.-
i continued my journey n saw three little pigs crying. i asked them wat happened. they said the big bad wolf blown their house down. n i believed tht's e wolf the little red ridding hood was talking abt yesterday. i asked them wat did the wolf did 2 them after their house was blown down. "oh, e big bad wolf jus walked away laughing loh. abethen, wat do u expect. help us 2 build back a house meh." they replied. i suddenly felt 3 lines seems 2 hav drawn on2 my head. i helped them build a new house, this time with brick, not like e previous 1 using straws n sticks. after tht, they thanks me n told me tht i can get a huge fruits on top of e hill tht they ar pointing at. i left them n ride on 2wards e hill top.
when i reached e hill top. i saw huge wild pumpkins growing everywhere. "wow" i thot. then i saw a couple with pails holding in their hands climbing up 2 fetch water frm a well not far away. i saw tht after tht, e gal seems 2 hav trouble carrying e pails, filled with water, down e hill. i went up 2 give a helping hand. their names were jack (another jack again) n jill, but i jus cant leave my pony bhind. then jack came up with an idea n we procede with it. after a while, we were standing in front of a pumpkin carriage, looking very satisfied. we got up n down e hill we moved off, of course, pulled by my lovely horse "my pony". b4 long, we reached a small cottage n we all alight. i had decided 2 leave the pumpkin bhind, n jus tagged my pony with me. to show their gratitute, jill gave me a basket of red apples. i thanks them 4 their apples n off 2 my journey again.
its late nite n i should b finding some place 2 spend my nite. jus then, i heard some mining sound n decided to trace it. i saw 7 dwarves in a cave, mining dunno 4 wat. they saw me n said tht if i dun mind, i can go 2 their cottage n stay 4 e nite. of course i agreed. when i entered their home, they introduced their friend, snow white, 2 me. "wow, she's darm white n beautiful." i thot. she saw my basket of apples n ask if i could give her some. i, being mesmerize, gave her e whole basket. in return, she gave me a pair of crystal glass shoes. she said she will get a witch 2 enchant the shoes 4 me tmr so tht e 1 who could wear it will b my future wife. in e next morning, there really came a witch n enchanted e shoes 4 me. i thanks every1 n left e cottage n continue with my journey.
here at last, i reached my destination, e 2 towers. i went in killed e evil dragon n got into e rm tht held princess xiang (of course i got knock e door first lah, but no 1 answer mah). there princess xiang is sleeping on a bed. she is very beautiful (of course lah, there's no ugly ppl in this world). i gave her a kiss n said,"wake up, my sleeping beauty" softly. indeed, princess xiang open her eyes, got up n said,"there's something under e bed." i turned over e bed n found a needle. "wow, lidat oso can feel it ah,"i thot. next i helped princess xiang to cut her hair which is a few meters long. but after i cut it, it grew back at tremendous speed. princess xiang saw my golden axe n ask me 2 use it. "ok loh" i said, but now im chopping her hair this time round, n e hair really didnt grow back. i examined e axe n saw some words tht reads 'merlin's medicine tool'. hum... princess xiang nv ask 4 my permission n jus wore my crystal shoes. then of course e story ends lidat with e both of us living 2gether happily ever after in camellot, n oso with my dear lovely horse 'my pony'...
posted by onanlas at 3:06 PM
0 comments
