Friday, December 22, 2006

singing around...

some days ago, i woke up with my right hand ring finger (top part) numb n swollen. i dunno kena bitten by wat insect in e night. all i know now is my finger has not recovered at all. been seeing doctor every morning, he tell me wont recover very fast, may take a week or more. looks like i wont b having any mj session this holiday (since cant really wash e tiles), but u can still get me out to k or watch movies...

i like to sing when im working, so dat my time can fly much faster, but my colleagues dun like me singing around. is my singing that bad? is it like e one below?

A Chinese Odyssey II - Cinderella - Only You (Cantonese)

hummm...................................

Monday, December 18, 2006

秀才遇到兵。。。

a day back to work after an off day yesterday. its really a bad day, pouring all e way, causing e sales to b quite bad, but i dun really care. sack me la, as if u hav enough ppl lidat. my obj is still maximizing utility n not e sales. if it is really dangerous for kids to play, i will not say 'its fine as long as u ar around' or 'its nothing big deal', this is something tht i will definitely not give any wrong impression at all jus for e sales...

if one is told to come at time t, jus make sure one reach there by time t or t-epsilon (where epsilon is small) lah. what is '不用讲也要早来15分钟的嘛。', u ar making an assumption n im someone who dun like to assume a lot loh. wat, u think epsilon can be 15 mins ah, isnt tht a lot. i didnt argue back as i know秀才遇到兵 有理说不清’, jus save up my breath...

'red, yellow, blue'. one of e first few words tht i learn to speak in e native way. ya, jus go to orchard n work, u will hav lots of chances to speak to e native speakers n pick up something frm them (under e condition u ar willing to learn). how did i realise this? cos they dun understand our english lah, so i jus hav to speak in their way loh. but i doubt i can rem e native way long once i stop my work there, which my last day is on e 25th, christmas day...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

最危险的地方就是最安全的地方。。。

看一下现在几点了,我就只有在这种时间才算比较有空吧,要不然我看你也别想在近时看到我的任何讯息了。。。

今晚结束了我工作的第四天(我从星期六开始做起的),就是回到那份推销玩具的工作。上一次的工作经验告诉我任何的电动玩具,撞多几下就会坏了,所以买这类型的玩具就别想天长地久地拥有它。这次工作至今为止,让我了解到古龙的‘最安全的地方就是最危险的地方,最危险的地方也就是最安全的地方’。此话何解呢?任何人都会认为玩具部门绝对是最安全的地方,因为那是小孩子玩的地方,不可能会有危险的事物,呵呵,那么想就错了。我在demo的那个玩具,路人见着便道:“那不是清朝的血滴子(不知是否这么写)吗!”,我只能一笑带过,也不知如何回应是好。这次promote的多以飞行玩具为主,那迷你直升机也是不遑多让的狠角色,无声无息(夸大啦)地就飞到你身边偷袭你了,说到这里可视为解了前半句,而后半句可易解得多了。我身在其境,当然知道丛丛机关在那里呀,怎么不可视为最危险的地方就是最安全的地方呢。。。

写到这可困了,期待下文吧。。。

Friday, December 08, 2006

a theme on my bed...

spend a day in JB with my aching body (due to e run i had yesterday). in fact, it shd be a day in JB's carrefour. go there straight, come back straight. nothing much to say...

this is e bedsheet n pillowcase i bought. always like to hav a theme on my bed. too bad it onli has 1 bedsheet (which i enough) n 1 pillowcase for a super single bed. but i doubt anywhere would sell anything better than this combination. i wouldnt expect any bed set to fulfill my requirement-- 1 bedsheet, 3 pillowcases n 2 bolstercases. ya, i hav all these on my bed n i always believe theres enough space for another person to sleep with me since im using half e bed onli...

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

无知是福。。。

漫长岁月终渡过 只盼来日心开阔

终于把试都考完了,心情却是悲喜交集,有如个残渣着红豆与绿豆的碗,浑浊复杂,缠绵不清。。。

第一章:我又遇到她了,上一次遇到她时是在3个学期前,而这一次遇到她,她的功力又提升了许多。我记得上一次,考场是LT25,考的是LA2,她就坐我旁边(中间有隔两三个位子),她按计算机的噪音真是惊人,有如台风侵袭,把我弱小的心房给弄得摧残不堪,一度气得我停笔整整五分钟,把坐在我后方的朋友给急坏了,还以为我一个钟就把试卷给答完了呢。这一次,她又坐我旁边,考场一样还是LT25,不过不打紧,我已建立好一栋风再大也吹不到的房子,我已不怕你的风风了,哈哈哈。谁知人算不如天算,这次她不只玩弄她的计算机,还带了liquid paper,哇,她涂鸦的噪音和她的计算机比较起来,真是有过之而无不及,有如海啸侵袭,一发不可收拾,把我的心房冲得砖瓦横飞,满目疮痍。她二度侵袭成功,我二度防卫失败。。。

我离开考场时,手里紧握住我刚用尽的correction tape,没法把它丢弃,心里想着“为何她不用correction tape呢?为何她就一定要这般捉弄他人呢?” 嗨...,以下就是我correction tape的尸骨。。。


第二章:第一次考两个半钟的试卷,无话可说,以下歌词表达对此次试卷的感想。。。

('U make me wanna' by BLUE/萧亚轩)
U make me wanna throw out in the middle of the night
U make me wanna curse u till the morning light
U make me wanna 恶...
U make me wanna 咦...
U make me wanna 让我快离开

第三章:一早起床,头晕昏眩,惨了,感冒了。无奈,还是要去把早试给考完。忍着痛,进考场,提笔,落字,最后题,30分,痛不堪,忍着写。乱写完,剩45分钟,没力擦,教授看。时间到,交答卷,离考场,背已痛到不等友人先离去,离不到5分钟,两小腿开始抽筋。嗨...,这份考卷,只能说‘天亡我也’。。。

第四章:人们常说‘无知是福’,无知可解为不知道,不知晓。不知道真的是种福吗?这次考试,我是这不知道怎么回答,那不知道回答什么,难道这些‘不知道’也是一种福吗?看来无知在这只可解为思想纯洁,却不可解为‘不知道’吧。。。

第五章:管他考得好不好,考完就对了。放轻松,与yexiang gab shishi leonie去K歌噜。。。